Part 36
Okay.
I'm doing it.
I'm piercing my ears.
Today's the day I actually do it.
I'm doing it right now!
So do it.
What'cha doing?
Do I squeeze this?
I'll kill you!
You nearly put a hole in my ear!
Whoa, a needle!
What were you going to do to your ear with that?
Huh?
Well, uh...
I was going to... put a hole in it.
Now you've lost me!
If you pierce your ear with a needle, blood will fly everywhere.
Then bacteria will enter the wound and infect it...
Then you suffer...
and die.
Stop!
I-I won't die...
I won't...
I won't die, right?
You'll be fine.
I won't bleed, right?
Well, yes, you'll bleed.
Damn it!
All I wanted was to wear cute earrings...
Don't be crazy!
Why would you go so far?!
You want a man?!
So what if I do?!
I wanted to dress nicer,
look prettier...
I want a boyfriend, damn it.
So that's why?
I mean, guys ask Hiiragi out sometimes,
and Shiina can't stop flirting with her boyfriend.
But I've got nothing!
If I can't pierce my ears,
there's no hope for me!
So don't stop me.
I understand completely.
But if you do it with such unsteady hands, you'll mess up for sure.
Just shut up!
So...
I'll hold your hand for you.
You...
Now do it!
I'll hold your hand with all my might!
Yeah! I'm doing it!
Do it! Ram a hole through that ear!
First, I have to calm my mind...
Ram a hole through the door to your new future!
Wait, stop!
Don't push!
Go!
Let go! I'm not ready for this!
There, there.
You did it.
B-But it didn't hurt that much, right?
Well, no...
It didn't really.
So just do the other ear.
Huh?!
Um...
Maybe some other time.
O-Okay.
Seeking Boyfriend
Part 37
All right!
Hanabatake
Let's go for a walk!
You're full of energy today!
Wanna go for a longer walk?
Brooooom
Vrooooom
Dadadadooooom
Vrooooom
Hah!
Is there no one left who can light a fire in the heart of the Hawk of Koudan Pass?
Woof
Woohoo!
Thump
What?!
What's that?!
Vroooooom
Vroom
Huh?
Swish
Dadadadoom
A-A dog and some kid challenging me to a race on the highway?
Grip
Vroom
You're going down!
Whee! Yay!
Screeeeech
Wha—
Brooom
Vrooooooooom
Easy!
What?!
That cornering is crazy!
Is she some idiot with a death wish?!
Vroooooooooom
Or does she trust her machine that much?!
Woohoo!
But...
This straight will show whose machine is superior!
Vrooooom
Here it comes!
Brooooom
Wha—
What?!
Fwooooosh
She's minimizing drag by leaning all the way back?!
Vroooooooooom
It's a dog! A dog!
How could I lose to an animal?!
Vrooom
How could I lose?!
See ya
Bastards!
Vroom
Nothing beats a post-exercise banana!
Aho Girl.
Part 38
All right! I'm coming to save you now!
Hey, guys! Let's play!
Oh.
It's Yoshiko.
Hey, is that a Micca-chan?! I haven't seen one in forever!
Yoshiko-oneechan, can you be Michael?
Huh?
I wanna be Micca-chan!
Are you a kid?!
Okay.
She's the grown-up!
Hi, Michael.
Micca-chan, you sure look cute today.
What? Why are you trying to seduce me? What do you want?
Money?
My body?!
Whatever. I don't care what you want.
All I really want right now is to be loved.
What the heck happened to her?
I really do love you.
Liar!
You know what kind of woman I am, don't you?
No one does!
I don't know what you mean, but that's okay!
Man, Michael, do you even care?!
Michael...
You're way too easy, Micca-chan!
I can finally be happy...
Micca-chan!
Let's play over there.
Yeah.
Michael!
Sorry!
Michael! Speak to me!
His pulse... has stopped...
I will... have...
revenge!
I will personally draw and quarter every single one of you!
Micca-chan, you're scaring me!
Go to Hell!
Killer move: Micca-chan Murdering Kick!
T-Time out!
No!
Don't strip her!
You bad man!
Why would you beat me until my clothes fell off?!
No, you took her clothes off!
Fine! You can have your way with me!
What does that mean?!
You can have your way with my body,
but my heart...
will always belong to Michael!
What the heck are you talking about?!
I'm sorry, Michael...
Let's just leave.
Yeah.
What?! You're not even interested in my body?!
You're way too needy, Micca-chan!
It's all over!
My life is over!
I'm worthless as a woman!
That's not true.
That voice...
M-Michael!
Let's live together.
N-No... But how?
I thought you were dead!
Um...
I came back to life!
Michael!
No thought at all.
Aho Girl
Micca-chan
Test
Part 39
Beware of Perverts
If I want to get closer to Akutsu-kun, I need to get closer to his family.
I love you, Onee-chan!
Marry my brother so you can be my real sister!
What? Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Right?
When should we hold the ceremony?
Right now!
O-Okay! She's sad about getting a zero on her test. Cheer her up!
Don't move.
Huh?!
What do you think you're doing?
Aren't you Hanabatake-san's mother?!
Wait, she somehow unhooked my bra with that one touch!
Just what is this old hag?!
Hah.
If you're trying to get in with the girl, I'll have you know it's futile.
Wh-What do you mean?
Oh, Auntie.
My, Ruri-chan.
You look a little down.
I got another zero.
Like I always say, you'll get it eventually.
Thanks, Auntie. You're always so nice.
Aww!
This lady...
She's been in with the girl for ages!
No! This lady is a bad lady!
Huh? Who are you?
This is A-kun's stalker!
Wha— N-No!
Onii-chan's too weird to have a stalker...
Akutsu-kun, weird?!
But he's so cold-hearted and sadistic!
This lady is a crazy lady!
No, I'm not! She's the real crazy lady!
Do you think Ruri-chan would believe the words of a panty-less exhibitionist?
My panties?!
I see... Unhooking my bra was just a diversion.
She wanted me focused on my upper body so my lower body would be defenseless,
then she took my panties!
This girl is a stalker and an exhibitionist and isn't wearing panties.
What? You just ripped my panties off in an instant!
How on earth would I do that?
You freaking hag!
Stay away from her, you pervert!
Give me back my panties, you damn old hag!
You pervert!
What are these two?
My panties!
Useless! Useless!
Or so it seemed!
I'm taking yours instead!
Too obvious, little girl!
Now look closely, Ruri-chan!
I'll prove that she's an exhibitionist who doesn't wear panties!
No!
S-Stop!
You're finished now!
No! Please, stop!
She's wearing panties.
What?! Impossible!
She's wearing them...
Why?! How?!
Huh? I can feel the wind under my skirt.
What? You didn't...
You couldn't have! You bitch!
You took off Ruri's panties with your feet and slipped them on yourself?!
Without my noticing, in an instant.
I'd best start training again.
We'll settle this another day.
Huh?
Beware of Perverts
What was that about?
Huh?
What?
My panties disappeared?!
Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl
Next time: "Final Battle! Decisive Blow! Aho Girl!"